I’m having a moment. One of life’s great conundrums. Should Orchard House get some turkeys this year or not? I need some guidance. I hear they’re a hot mess. And they’re big. But Thanksgiving could be really Pilgrim-like this year. Give them a martini and then chop-chop-chop. Very Bloody Mary. Hm, maybe give them a bloody mary.

Will they get along with the peacocks? Will the goats be able to head-butt them? Do they eat groundhogs?

I need some input…what are you’re thoughts?