Monthly Archives: April 2011

I was strangled by a llama today.

I was almost strangled (to death) by a llama. I never thought I’d type that. And I’m sure you never thought you’d read that. This picture to the right is evidence of the rope burn from around my neck. A … Continue reading

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Head-butting. And other favorite pastimes.

Waterloo is a head-butter. He attacks the leg. Attacks the palm. Even the innocent water buckets aren’t free from his rage. But I get it. He’s teething. Through his skull. I don’t mind it though. It’s cute. And he leaps … Continue reading

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Broke but not poor.

I’m not complaining. I have it good. I don’t work in a mine. I don’t work at a trash dump. I don’t clean toilets. Well, err, ummm. I like what I do. I cook, I make things look fabulous. I … Continue reading

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Attention, attention…is this thing on?

I’d like to make you all aware of something. Something major. Something BIG. Something as deadly as the violent torpedo of truth. Our Spring Open House is this Saturday from 4 to 8 p.m. Come one, come all! We’ve even … Continue reading

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We’re getting an elephant!

Hahaha, j/k! But we are going to have some zebra. And maybe some giraffe. I hear they’re easy to take care of. Some hay,  a little tse-tse, and a boat load of Hakuna Matata. In all honesty, I do have … Continue reading

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